sgolemon/table-flip

Essential exception class needed by every good project.

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1.0.5 2017-02-20 22:58 UTC

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Inspired by Adam Harvey: https://twitter.com/LGnome/status/735573024825430016

if ($situation === SHIT::HAPPENED) {（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); }

Usages:

  • throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻; // TableFlip
  • throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻; // PudgyTableFlip
  • throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻; // AgroTableFlip
  • （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); // Function shorthand
  • assert(（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻() ); // Use in an assert to only flip in dev

All three table-flip classes extend \Exception and implement the ┻━┻ interface, so the following works:

try {
  $ret = doSomething();
  if ($ret === null) {
    throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻;
  } elseif ($ret === false) {
    throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻;
  } elseif (!is_string($ret)) {
    throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻;
  }
} catch (┻━┻ $e) {
  ┬─┬ノ（･_･ノ）;
}

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